Fun fact: “boner” used to be known as an euphemism for “the acquisition of a venereal disease.” Also, “new hideout” = “having unprotected sex.”
“And, uh, this Bat on my chest? It’s a mark of….virility from my native tribe. My non-magical, native tribe. There - are you backwards people from the past satisfied yet?”
Man, does this make me smile. I don’t think the text is from an actual comic, but I’m pretty sure the image is. If someone knows the origin behind this, please tell me!
Look at Dracula, Freddy Krueger, Darth Vader and Jason Vorhees all holding hands! Adorable!
You’d think with all that money, he’d have some kind of amazing Bat-AAA.
In my head I just gave Batman a Spanish accent and he became Zorro. Which is funny if you know your Batman lore. But the key point here is that this man is neither of those people.
Fat Batman (aka “Fatman,” aka “The Pork Knight”) always makes me smile. Taken from this amusing Drawception game.
Please tell me Batman punches Robin at some point.