Batman has a hard time relating to the common man.

Batman has no idea how to combat Gotham City’s most dangerous new super villain, Big Spender.

Bruised Wayne (you may see some crossover between that tumblr and this one, since Batman getting beat up and Batman fucking up often go hand in hand).

“Sorry Bruce made you cry!”

“You know, I thought that I had figured out Batman’s secret identity. But then I realized, there’s no goddamn way Bruce Wayne would drive in that POS.”

“The Grope Knight”

Batman’s got some crazy phobias. 

He calls it his “Tough Poop Face.” 

I don’t know that anything I say can make this any better than it already is.

Never has the Benny Hill theme been more appropriate. As a side note, why does no one else react to the oversized lit bomb he’s carrying over his head?